Friday, April 01, 2011

Poor delicate flower Mayor Rob Ford all put out by satire

300 pounds of funOh you poor baby! Oh you poor thing!

You can dish it (Don Cherry) but you can't take it.

When Our Lord Mayor attacked the Pinkos, he forgot they're the creative ones who know how to use Photoshop.

The naked truth about the fate of NOW magazine on city property is proving elusive to pin down.

The weekly tabloid claims its magazines, featuring photo-shopped photos of a scantily clad Rob Ford, were yanked from City Hall by order of the mayor’s office.

NOW said they got their hands on an email request to Lorraine Pickett, supervisor of custodial services, dated 9 a.m. on Thursday with directions to “remove all NOW newspapers from all City of Toronto locations/facilities asap. Please remove and dispose.”


You and your lapdog Lorraine have made fools of yourself across the city.

I couldn't be more delighted.

1 comment:

Bruce Brooker said...

Oh my!! Seems Little Robbie Ford can't take a punch.
Yeah, THAT Little Robbie Ford...the one, the only. Illustrious mayor of the Toronto suburbs and champion of Freedom of the Press.
Hoy, hoy...he's our boy. 300 hundred pounds of heavenly joy.