Friday, April 22, 2011

Gov. Perry of Texas gives up, begins flinging virgins into volcanos

NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal way of life.

Because I, Governor Perry of Texas haven't a clue how to deal with real problems in the real world.

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