Monday, February 07, 2011

Mayor Rob Ford gets huffy after having his brain removed

One would asume that one wouldn't not be able to detect any discernible difference after the removal of said organ, but one would be mistaken...

It was late afternoon when news broke of an incident at City Hall that led Mayor Rob Ford’s outgoing chief of staff, Nick Kouvalis, to ask security to escort the mayor’s long time staffer Andrew Pask out of the building.

Before the workday was up, Mr. Kouvalis and Councillor Doug Ford, the mayor’s brother, marched down to the Press Gallery to “clarify” what happened on Jan. 21, insisting there is no discord in the Mayor’s office, while simultaneously declaring that a new plan for subways is almost finalized.

Councillor Ford was visibly frustrated. “It’s no one’s business what happens here or in the Mayor’s office, or in that office building over there,” he told reporters in an impromptu scrum.


Fuck you your Worship, but it is our business.

You shoulda keep Nick around Rob, woulda kept you from saying epically stupid things. Oh wait, you said them while he was there as well.

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