Thursday, July 15, 2010

Bristol and Levi: American's creepiest couple are getting married!

2 uglies for the price of 1

Did you hear? America's Most Important Unmarried Young White Parents, Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, have gotten engaged. This development explains some things in their recent history — most prominently, Johnston's very recent apology to Sarah Palin and her family for aggressive comments he's made about them in the media in the past. Johnston admitted that he "publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true," though frustratingly he did not specify which things. According to Us Weekly, for which they posed adorably with their baby son Tripp, the couple got engaged two weeks ago. "It felt right," said Bristol, "Even though we don’t have the approval of our parents."

Damn, and here I'd hoped they'd stop breeding. They've muddied the gene pool enough already.

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