Buffing Up The Image Of George Washington
Mt. Vernon Creates A Toothsome Teen
America's obsession with youth continues with this story, where "for the first time, it's possible to see what the teenage Washington probably looked like, and though at this stage he is nude and hairless".Perfect.
"...it turns out George Washington may have been kind of hot"
Oh, but..."though the figure is being created nude, there are certain parts that are not being, shall we say, reimagined"
Damn Americans, always ruining everyone else's fun.
But why stop there? What about Teenage Iron Lady Margaret (was she hot?) or Baby JFK (oh he'll be fine in the backseat)..
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Then he was the Daddy of the Country, as in "Who's your Daddy?"
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