GodTube II

Chris in Montreal says:

You mean no Yehovah? No Zeus and Hera and their kids to torment the Greeks? No Wotan, Freya, Thor or Heimdall to battle the Giants? No Ganesh, no Allah, no Monkey God? No Ariadne, Diana, Venus, Aphrodite, Mary, Gaia nor any of the other infinite names of the Goddess? No Pan, with his horns, hooves, shit-eating grin, big stiff cock and flute? No Quetzalcoatl, Mayan corn god who gave us nothing? No Dionysius and Bacchus to party the night away with? No Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Luna spinning in the sky? No-one to describe as Junoesque?

No Krishna for the milkmaids to bathe? No Buddha, no holy Llamas spitting from incarnation to incarnation?

No trans-dimensional beings in orbit around Neptune, waiting for us to arrive?

No Coyote or Raven, nor Cannibal Birds, Otter and Turtle?

No Kali, with her many fragrant armpits? No Shiva?

No Zarathustra to be ventriloquist to Nietzsche?

No Victoria to lead the English in war? No Britannia, no Gog and Magog to inspire the woad-wearing ancestors of the West?

Well, if that's the way the internet must be, so be it. Personally, I'm going to go frolic with those milkmaids before they get totally bored and wander off.