Monday, January 29, 2007

Rome II ep 3

huh

HBO's Rome continues with..yes..yes..Don Dee's having a flashback..no wait!..

Oooo, a Roman whore cat fight! Now we're talkin'!

The writer's assumption that we have never seen the Godfather movies continues with a heavy handed scene where Tweedle Dumb learns he must never speak out against the family again...ever.

Meanwhile, back at the rich folk's....

"Is it any good?

You bet it is, It's from Macedonia! It's Reefer Madness!

Yummmm.

Just goes to show what terrible awful criminals Atia and Co. are. They'll be downloading illegal music next.

And who should come calling at Atia's but Agrippa, while the Tweedles have a little spat, and Antony doesn't want to go to Macedonia (but but, the hemp?!) and the Tweedles spat some more, and revenge runs wild, and just what is the mysterious brother up to, and just where the hell is Cicero? Fucking Belgians and quick, reference "I Claudius". Kiss me, you fool!

Oh look! Buttocks!

Let's just say there are one or two story lines...some even having to do with real history...somewhere in there somewhere.

Best part: The Great Silken Tent of Insults.

"I am the King of Turkey and you sir, are an idiot"

And are they serious? Brutus is "Born Again"...and "Three months later..."?

Don't...taste...the...stew....!

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