Welcome to the social disease

Microsoft has redesigned its website, and within is this hilarious section on Zune.

Zune owners do the right thing and leave their nasty machines in the grass...



Look, we love living in the bus shelter, "squirting" songs that only last 3 plays at each other!



Is it social yet?

See the happy smiling "hip" young actors having "fun".



And oh look, even Angela Davis has one!



It's hip, muthafucka!