A Brief History of Santa

The Star Wars Christmas Special

Makes Jar Jar Binks look like Olivier.

Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Santa Claus! Martians! Pia Zadora!

Hi-tech helps track Santa Claus

As always, the North American Aerospace Defense Command (Norad) will be keeping tabs on Santa and children can follow his progress on Google Earth.

In addition, they can send e-mails to the tracking team or even follow Santa on Twitter.

This year marks the 50th anniversary of a tradition that started by accident in Colorado, in the US.

He'd better not overfly Alaska, Palin will blow him out of the sky.

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From a more civilized age

R.O. Blechman CBS Christmas Bumper (1966)

Rudy Giuliani

These people are nuts. What the fuck is a "constructionist judge"?

Star Wars Christmas Special in 5 minutes

And those 5 minutes are unbearable.

Fuck Christmas

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