Showing posts with label Pakistan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pakistan. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Obama admits US at war with Pakistan

Oh good. There hasn't been a good knock out drag out fight between two nuclear powers since...since, well, never...

President Obama insisted that the assault force hunting down Osama bin Laden last week be large enough to fight its way out of Pakistan if confronted by hostile local police officers and troops, senior administration and military officials said Monday.

Newspeak of the Day:

Mr. Obama’s decision to increase the size of the force sent into Pakistan shows that he was willing to risk a military confrontation with a close ally in order to capture or kill the leader of Al Qaeda.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Pakistan to world: Ignore the man behind the curtain

Pakistan sure did...

Pakistan's prime minister says spy agencies worldwide share the blame for his country's failure to capture Osama Bin Laden, who was killed by US forces.

"We have intelligence failure of the rest of the world including the United States," PM Yousuf Raza Gilani said.

Pakistan has been criticised for not locating Bin Laden, who was living near the country's main military academy.

The CIA head has said the US did not tell Islamabad of the raid in advance, for fear it would be jeopardised.


FYI Pakistan, you are fooling no one.

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Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Asif Zardari *is* a joke

Should he have himself arrested?

Pakistanis who send jokes about Asif Zardari by text message, email or blog risk being arrested and given a 14-year prison sentence.

The country's interior minister, Rehman Malik, announced the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) had been asked to trace electronically transmitted jokes that "slander the political leadership of the country" under the new Cyber Crimes Act.

Mr Malik, said the move would punish the authors of "ill motivated and concocted stories through emails and text messages against the civilian leadership".

The step, which was described by human rights groups as "draconian and authoritarian", came after government was particularly riled by a barrage of caustic jokes being sent to the presidency's official email.


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All he will succeed in doing is opening the world's humour floodgates...

"Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres."

What's the difference between Musharraf and Zardari? Musharraf enjoys collecting jokes people make about him, Zardari enjoys collecting people who make jokes about him.

Asif Zardari is so stupid it takes him 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.

- What do you call an honest Pakistani president?
- Asif

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Pakistan 'sparks YouTube outage'

shhh

More government censorship, briefly affecting us all.

Pakistan's attempts to block access to YouTube has been blamed for an almost global blackout of the video website for more than an hour on Sunday.

BBC News has learned that the outage was almost certainly connected to Pakistan Telecom and Asian internet service provider PCCW.

A leading net professional said the global outage was "probably a mistake".


Read more here, if Pakistan will permit it.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

The Dogs of War strike in Pakistan

Pakistan opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated Thursday in a suicide attack that also killed at least 20 others at a campaign rally, aides said.