Showing posts with label Christians. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christians. Show all posts

Saturday, November 20, 2010

(Possibly) Dumb Christians: Paz do Senhor Amado

This story may not be true and just an internet rumour, but...

The evangelical cult "Paz do Senhor Amado" ("Peace of the beloved Lord") in the interior of Brazil forbids its followers to use any USB technology by contending that it uses a symbol that shows sympathy for the devil.

According to its founder, the "Apostle" Welder Saldanha says that this is just another symbol of Satan, which is always present in all Christian homes.

"The symbol of that name (a name which he doesn't even like to pronounce) is a trident, which is used to torture souls that go to hell. Use only a symbol of those shows that all users of that vile technology are actually worshipers of Satan" - explains the" Apostle".

Measures were taken so that all the USB connections of his followers were exchanged for common connections and even the Bluetooth (sic), which according to Saldanha Welder is permitted, for "Blue was the color of the eyes of our savior Jesus Christ".

Monday, October 04, 2010

Pushy Christians: Sen. Jim DeMint

DeMint said if someone is openly homosexual, they shouldn't be teaching in the classroom and he holds the same position on an unmarried woman who's sleeping with her boyfriend — she shouldn't be in the classroom.

“(When I said those things,) no one came to my defense,” he said. “But everyone would come to me and whisper that I shouldn't back down. They don't want government purging their rights and their freedom to religion.”


It's just everyone else's rights they don't give a fuck about.

Read more here.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Pushy Christians: Australia's SRE


height="256" codebase='http://www.apple.com/qtactivex/qtplugin.cab'>




controller="false" loop="false" pluginspage='http://www.apple.com/quicktime/download/'>


Get 'em while they're young....

Short version: Christian classes are taught in Australian schools, kids who don't want it have to take an "ethics" course...

Que outraged Christians in 3..2...

Read more here.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Pushy Christians: Gas station in West Columbia, SC

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Pushy Spiteful Christians: Highfield Road Gospel Hall



Incredibly pushy Christians, right here in Toronto.

Seems this happy little band likes to stand outside of their gay neighbour's houses and tell them what sinners they are*.

So the neighbours had enough, and told this traveling show of hate to take a hike.

*This part of the story may not be accurate, as they may just be preaching in the street regularly and not targeting any house in particular:

We appreciate the action of our neighbours .THX. Although we were not present at the time we feel the need to clear up a possible misunderstanding. We have lived on the street for 13 years. Though we don't align with the outdoor sermon it has never been directly targeted towards us. They have conducted these sermons on our street numerous years prior to us moving here. We just want to ensure the focus of this is public church sermons (not targeting a gay couple) .

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Pushy Christians: U.S. Army

The Army said Friday it was investigating a claim that dozens of soldiers who refused to attend a Christian band's concert at a Virginia military base were banished to their barracks and told to clean them up.

Fort Eustis spokesman Rick Haverinen told The Associated Press he couldn't comment on the specifics of the investigation. At the Pentagon, Army spokesman Col. Thomas Collins said the military shouldn't impose religious views on soldiers.

"If something like that were to have happened, it would be contrary to Army policy," Collins said.

Pvt. Anthony Smith said he and other soldiers felt pressured to attend the May concert while stationed at the Newport News base, home of the Army's Transportation Corps.

"My whole issue was I don't need to be preached at," Smith said in a phone interview from Phoenix, where he is stationed with the National Guard. "That's not what I signed up for."

Smith, 21, was stationed in Virginia for nearly seven months for helicopter electrician training when the Christian rock group BarlowGirl played as part of the "Commanding General's Spiritual Fitness Concerts."

Smith said a staff sergeant told 200 men in their barracks they could either attend or remain in their barracks. Eighty to 100 decided not to attend, he said.

"Instead of being released to our personal time, we were locked down," Smith said. "It seemed very much like a punishment."


Read more here.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Pushy Christians: Cal Thomas

Run! RUN! We're doomed!

Yet another Christian, lamenting the modern world's disregard for the Bible's cheery little rules (while ignoring those that are inconvenient).

Until these people stand up and demand a ban on heterosexual divorce (and that would be so wildly popular =/), they should STFU.

Respectfully.

Most great powers unravel from within before invading armies (or in America's case, terrorists) conquer them. A preacher might develop a good sermon on how nations fare when they mock God.

No less a theological thinker than Abraham Lincoln concluded that our Civil War might have been God's judgment for America's tolerance of slavery. If that were so, why should "the Almighty," as Lincoln frequently referred to God, stay His hand in the face of our celebration of same-sex marriage?

There is more than one way to experience bankruptcy. America under the Obama administration is on the verge of economic insolvency, and now Judge Vaughn Walker has joined a conga line of similarly activist judges who are accelerating us down the path to destruction.


Read more here.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Pushy Bigoted Christians: Alliance Defense Fund, praying that your rights are suppressed, but God help us not ours



More Christian hypocrisy as these bigots pray that their rights are respected, while stamping on the rights of others.

Saturday, July 31, 2010

The Dove World Outreach Center: Flaming Idiots of the Day

Just when you thought some religious types couldn't set the bar any lower...

In protest of what it calls a religion "of the devil," a nondenominational church in Gainesville, Florida, plans to host an "International Burn a Quran Day" on the ninth anniversary of the September 11, 2001, attacks.

The Dove World Outreach Center says it is hosting the event to remember 9/11 victims and take a stand against Islam. With promotions on its website and Facebook page, it invites Christians to burn the Muslim holy book at the church from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m.

"We believe that Islam is of the devil, that it's causing billions of people to go to hell, it is a deceptive religion, it is a violent religion and that is proven many, many times," Pastor Terry Jones told CNN's Rick Sanchez earlier this week.

Jones wrote a book titled "Islam is of the Devil," and the church sells coffee mugs and shirts featuring the phrase.


Read more here.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Pushy Bigoted Christians: Ruben Diaz Sr.

These people really do get pleasure out of making sure others don't.

Part of Mr. Diaz Happy Dance, in letter form:

[New York] Senators Shirley Huntley, Frank Padavan and Hiram Monserrate were instrumental in joining me to defeat the gay marriage bill in the New York State Senate. Today the State of New York does not have legalized gay marriage and we have to praise God and thank Senators Shirley Huntley, Frank Padavan and Hiram Monserrate.

They all risked their chances of being elected in order to take this stand.

We in the Christian community – and all God-fearing people – owe them our support, our respect and our help.

The homosexual community has targeted the three of them and put candidates – funded with money from the homosexual community – so their candidate can vote for gay marriage next year.


Just another case of Christians picking and choosing which of God's cheerly little rules to follow and which to quietly ignore.

Hypocrites.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Pushy Christians: Prof. Mike Adams

Some Christians are harmless and Christlike. Then there's assholes like Mike Adams:

A Supreme Court decision forced a California state university Christian society to accept gays as members as a condition of receiving support from the school ("Other groups may exclude or mistreat Jews, blacks, and women -- or those who do not share their contempt for Jews, blacks, and women. A free society must tolerate such groups. It need not subsidize them, give them its official imprimatur, or grant them equal access to law school facilities.").

This ruling has upset Mike Adams, a prof at UNC Wilmington. He's vowed to disrupt atheist student societies by filling their rosters with Christian evangelical students, "to use my young fundamentalist Christian warriors to undermine the mission of every group that disagrees with me on the existence of God."

As PZ Myers points out, if the situation were reversed, Adams and his fellow travelers would doubtless be even more apoplectic: "I can just imagine what would happen if I tried to turn freethinkers on campus into militant disruptors of other organizations: their faculty advisors would descend on me in fury."

But Mike Adams isn't looking for debate. As he says, "I do not seek robust debate. I seek power over the godless heathen dissident."


Above via Boingboing. Read more here.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Pushy Christians: Giorgio Mammoliti

Just a little Christian privilege showing its face...

[Toronto] Mayoral candidate Giorgio Mammoliti invoked “God’s law” on the council floor Wednesday during a holiday shopping debate that proved so contentious councillors decided to put it off until after the election.

“I think God’s law has to be spoken about,” Mr. Mammoliti said. “Those of us that believe in God know that there are certain days that we’re not supposed to be working and we are supposed to be with our families.”

Mr. Mammoliti, a practising Catholic, tried to exempt Christmas, Good Friday and Easter from a proposal that would have allowed all Toronto retailers to open 365 days a year. His attempt to single out Christian holidays sparked a debate about how to respect religion in one of the world’s most multicultural cities.

“Why are you not including Canada Day?” Councillor Raymond Cho, also a Christian, asked. “[Are you] working for only Christians when you become mayor?”


Read more here.

Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Dumb Christians: Biology text book has "clear bias" against Christianity

The Dark Ages is again tugging at the door, trying for a come back.

A Farragut High School father is appealing the findings of a review committee that recommended the continued use of an honors biology textbook the man said has a questionable description of creationism...

...On page 319 of the text, the authors describe creationism as “the biblical myth that the universe was created by the Judeo-Christian God in 7 days.”

Zimmermann said the use of the word “myth” could “mislead, belittle and discourage students in believing in creationism and pointedly calls the Bible a myth.”

In place of this material, he recommended that “non-bias textbooks” be used.


Read more here.

Friday, April 02, 2010

Does God care if I'm a homophobic Bible thumbing pushy Christian?

God Hates You, he really does!

Woohoo! We can be intolerant cunts! It's in the Bible!

Does God care if I eat shellfish? Does God care if I don't kill my children for being disobedient?

If they aren't going to follow *all* God's cheery little rules, then why do they always zero in on the gay ones?

More Christians who can't seem to control their hatred, and want us all to join in too.

A large, electric-blue banner featuring an oddly tattooed youth and the question: “Does God care if I'm gay?” has been voluntarily removed by the Christian group behind the campaign after a flood of public complaints.

Bus Stop Bible Studies, whose stated mission is to put “God on every bus” in Canada, unveiled the ad on March 18 as part of an ongoing campaign featuring panels with twenty different “God questions” and a link to a website offering a corresponding answer to each. After receiving a number of complaints about the “Does God care...?” poster, the TTC sent the offending ad to its advertising review committee to evaluate whether the panels should remain posted. But, says TTC Director of Communications Brad Ross, "That point is moot now that Bus Stop Bible Studies has voluntarily decided to remove the ads."


One wishes groups like this would STFU and keep their Bible inspired bile to themselves, but on the other hand it is best these types are exposed for what they are.

Read more here.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Pushy Christians: Tim Tebow

As we've mentioned once or twice, quarterback Tim Tebow's habit of openly expressing his religious beliefs could potentially rub folks the wrong way, especially in a locker room of grown men who choose to keep their beliefs to themselves, who don't share his beliefs at all, and/or who only want to hear "God bless" after they have sneezed.

We're told that Tebow already has gotten a taste of the resistance he might face at the next level.

At the Scouting Combine, the Wonderlic exam is administered to players in groups. The 12-minute test is preceded by some brief instructions and comments from the person administering the test.

Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam.

Said one of the other players in response: "Shut the f--k up." Others players in the room then laughed.


Read more here.

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Dumb Christians: The American Family Association

The American Family Association, a religious right group, is urging that Tillikum (Tilly), the killer whale that killed a trainer at SeaWorld Orlando, be put down, preferably by stoning. Citing Tilly's history of violent altercations, the group is slamming SeaWorld for not listening to Scripture in how to deal with the animal:

Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)


Read more here.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dumb Christians: Virginia

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Dumb Christians: Xtreme Ministries

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Holy Water...

In the back room of a theater on Beale Street, John Renken, 42, a pastor, recently led a group of young men in prayer.

“Father, we thank you for tonight,” he said. “We pray that we will be a representation of you.”

An hour later, a member of his flock who had bowed his head was now unleashing a torrent of blows on an opponent, and Mr. Renken was offering guidance that was not exactly prayerful.

“Hard punches!” he shouted from the sidelines of a martial arts event called Cage Assault. “Finish the fight! To the head! To the head!”


Read more here.

Monday, February 01, 2010

Dangerous Christians: Bryan Fischer

A little cherry picked Bible inspired intolerance to make your Monday complete.

American Family Association radio host Bryan Fischer has called for sending homosexuals to prison for forced reparative therapy, a move he says is sanctioned by the Bible. Below, he responds to an email from a complaining listener.

Thank God there's no gay sex in prison....

Read more here.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Pushy Christians: Rifle Scope Bible Verses

Responding to the revelation that rifle sights used by the military in Iraq and Afghanistan are inscribed with Bible citations, a Marine Corps spokesman told TPMmuckraker today that the branch simply didn't know about the inscriptions until inquiries were made last week.

But posts on gun enthusiast forums from as early as 2006 and Youtube videos watched thousands of times extensively discuss the Bible verses on the Trijicon rifle sights, casting doubt on the military's claim that it was unaware of what was apparently a poorly kept secret.


Read more here.