Eric Golub gets all schoolgirly around Sarah Palin

Omg you two, get a room.

“It was an honor meeting you Governor Palin. You are awesome, a rock star. God bless you always.”

As I walked away, I realized that I had kept the magic marker. I now had to work my way back to the crowd. I called out to the security guy, “Sir, I accidentally stole her Sharpie.”

He told me to keep it. In my obliviousness I did not notice until much later that night that the Sharpie was autographed by Governor Palin. So she had my autograph and I had hers. I suspect I was more impressed.

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Sarah Palin continues to horrify thinking people everywhere

In a posting on her political action committee website, the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate said Rolling Thunder, through the roar of tens of thousands of bike engines, keeps alive the Memorial Day spirit of honoring veterans.

“I love that smell of emissions,” Palin told Fox News at yesterday’s rally.

Like Jabba the Hutt, these people revel in their awfulness.

Curse you John McCain for unleashing this horror upon us...and thank you for preventing your win...

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Sarah Palin: Twidiot of the Day

Eloquent, sophisticated, urbain.

Show photo as warning to others seeking America's destruction. No pussy-footing around, no politicking, no drama;it's part of the mission

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Sarah Palin's career is over

Sarah Palin: "America's Enduring Strength" from Sarah Palin on Vimeo.

This awful woman, even now, can't admit she fucked up big time.

Go away Ms. Palin. Please.

"As if the poor people from Haiti have not already suffered enough" - Palin visits Haiti

Clad in a simple grey T-shirt and cargo pants - but with her trademark hairstyle firmly in place - this is Sarah Palin touring a Haitian refugee camp.

The Tea Party darling's trip to the impoverished country, still reeling from a devastating earthquake in January and now facing a brutal cholera epidemic, is being tightly stage-managed.

Mrs Palin has provided access on her tour solely to Fox News and the religious organisation she is travelling with has asked all other Haitian and American journalists to leave the area because of a 'security lockdown'.

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Palin and Beck use 911 to rake in the cash

Could these people be more disgusting? Yup, and they will be.

Prominent conservatives and right-wing groups are making plans to use the 9/11 anniversary this weekend to rake in some cash. Among them are Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, who are teaming up for a rally in Anchorage, AK. The right-wing duo are charging attendees between $74 and $225 to hear them speak.

And to top it off, this crowning piece of bullshit:

Event promoter Christopher Cox says the 9/11 date is a coincidence. Cox originally eyed Sept. 4, but didn’t want to compete with the Alaska State Fair.

Only teabaggers, goats and an empty box are dumb enough to believe that line.

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Idiot Conservative thinks Sarah Palin is Joan of Arc

Not a new post, but still shocking in its blindness about this woman.

Sarah Palin turned Alaska around. She brought integrity and transparency back to state government. She made Alaska an object of respect among conservatives, instead of derision.

And this is how Alaskans repaid her? Shame on all of them if they let this stand. If Alaskans don't rise up and take a stand for this woman who took a stand for them, then they deserve the disdain the rest of the country once felt for them.

When the ADN and others refer to Sarah Palin as Alaska's Joan of Arc, they never seem to remember that the real Joan of Arc was betrayed by her own countrymen, sold to her enemies, abandoned to her fate, and burned at the stake.

I wonder if Alaskans will do the same to theirs.

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Sarah Palin thinks she's William F*cking Shakespeare

If there's one thing that's wrong with the English language, it's that there just aren't enough words. Luckily for all of us, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin invented a new one this weekend, and then compared herself to Shakespeare.

How did you spend your weekend? Did you invent any new words? Because Sarah Palin did. And that word is: "Refudiate."

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Bristol and Levi: American's creepiest couple are getting married!

Did you hear? America's Most Important Unmarried Young White Parents, Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, have gotten engaged. This development explains some things in their recent history — most prominently, Johnston's very recent apology to Sarah Palin and her family for aggressive comments he's made about them in the media in the past. Johnston admitted that he "publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true," though frustratingly he did not specify which things. According to Us Weekly, for which they posed adorably with their baby son Tripp, the couple got engaged two weeks ago. "It felt right," said Bristol, "Even though we don’t have the approval of our parents."

Damn, and here I'd hoped they'd stop breeding. They've muddied the gene pool enough already.

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Sarah Palin: A Horrifying Spector of the Future

And America is just a fucked up enough country to do it.

"Bambi's mother is dinner - even in L.A." - Sarah Palin

She is such an awful person.

A spirited and self-deprecating Sarah Palin fired up 9,000 members of the National Rifle Association in Charlotte on Friday, bashing Hollywood, the media and animal-rights groups while warning that President Barack Obama would "gut" the Second Amendment.

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Palin promotes freedom by banning the press

Thank you for your inquiry about media coverage of the First National Tea Party Convention in Nashville.

This is a working convention and the sessions will not be open to the press. We are planning two events that the media could have access to. Neither has been finalized. One would be on Friday and the other would be on Saturday.

We have a very limited number of press passes and they have been accounted for. Press without a pass will not be allowed into the convention area.

If you want to interview any of our speakers, please let me know and we will try to work that out. Governor Palin will not be available for interviews.

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To Sarah Palin: Keep your F*cking nose out of Canadian health care

“Canada needs to dismantle its public health-care system and allow private enterprise to get involved and turn a profit.”

Ms. Palin is a menace to all thinking people everywhere, making her chances of election all the greater. Our home grown conservatives are dim witted enough without giving them ideas.

Sarah Palin: Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts

Former Alaska Governor lashed out at the Associated Press Sunday for doing a fact-check on her memoir, "Going Rogue."

"Amazingly, but not surprisingly, the AP somehow nabbed a copy of the book before it was released," she wrote on her Facebook page. "They're now erroneously reporting on the book's contents and are repeating many of the same things they spewed during the campaign and afterwards. We've heard 11 writers are engaged in this opposition research, er, "fact checking" research!"

The AP reported that Palin's account often contradicted her record as well as current events. Her depiction of the McCain campaign is also frequently at odds with internal campaign emails.

Even FOX News calls Palin a liar

I can see a black person from the couch

Sarah Palin is going to sit down with Oprah Winfrey.

Harpo Productions announced Tuesday that the former governor of Alaska and Republican vice presidential candidate will appear on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" on Monday, Nov. 16.

According to Harpo, the interview will be Palin's first about her new book, "Going Rogue: An American Life," and it will be the first time Palin and Winfrey will meet.

The Apocalypse cometh 2012

Palin draws 20,000 to New York appearance.

Read more here, and tremble...

Palin still blind as a bat

Sarah Palin is teeing off on the media once again...

...Reflecting on the campaign, Palin said there were "a variety of reasons" Republicans lost in November, namely the faltering economy, but she seemed to place most of the blame on the press.

Hahahahaha!

Little miss Palin couldn't possibly realize that the major reason they lost was her, Her, HER.

And thank god for that.

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A blogger responds to Sarah Palin

It's a sad state of affairs in the world of media today if we have to rely on the MSM for our hard news information...

Kitten with a Whip? What an idiot...

Thank You Sarah Palin

Thank You Sarah Palin, for bringing the dim witted out of hiding and into making videos...