North Koreans cry for the cameras

Totally convincing outpouring of um, grief, over the death of Kim Jong-il.

Yup, I'm sold...

Harper and Co. do something right

What next? Rwanda heading the Genocide body, Iran the Gay Rights?

Canada is boycotting a UN body dedicated to disarmament to protest against North Korea being named its chair, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird announced Monday.

The Conference on Disarmament, where UN members negotiate disarmament and other arms control agreements, is heavily focused on the prevention of a nuclear arms race and nuclear disarmament.

"North Korea is simply not a credible chair at this United Nations body. The regime is a major proliferator of nuclear weapons and its non-compliance with its disarmament obligations goes against the fundamental principle of this committee," Baird said during a call with media to make the announcement.

Um, duh.

Read more here.

Child Nation North Korea proves again it's not fit to sit at the grown ups table

They are the most immature nation on earth, quite the achievement.

Tandrums is all they've got, as no one would take any notice of them otherwise.

North Korean beer

Not content with inflicting pain on its own people, Kim Jong has now released this visual nightmare on the rest of the world.

North Korea continues its tantrum

North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.

Read more here.

Child nation North Korea continues very public tantrum

North Korea has fired two more missiles, hours after the UN Security Council unanimously condemned its nuclear test, South Korean reports say.

Read more here.

North Korea says "Happy Monday Everyone!"

Read more here, just hurry...

Kim Jong-il doesn't need no stinking shadows

There is fresh speculation about the health of North Korea's "Dear Leader" Kim Jong-il, amid suggestions that an image of Mr Kim may have been doctored.

The image, released on Wednesday, appeared to show Mr Kim in good health while inspecting two military units.

But an analysis by the UK's Times newspaper highlighted incongruities around the leader's legs, and the BBC found what look like mismatched pixels.

Read more here.

North Korea develops Soylent Green

North Korean scientists have developed a new kind of noodle that delays feelings of hunger, a Japan-based pro-Pyongyang newspaper has reported.

The noodles were made from corn and soybeans, the Choson Shinbo said.

They left people feeling fuller longer and represented a technological breakthrough, the newspaper said.

Read more here.

Shut the fuck up North Korea

Oh goody! More psychopathic raving from another child nation!

North Korea warn of pre-emptive nuclear strike against neighbour

Read more here.