Coldplay commits crime against Humanity: a new song

Wake me when it's over.

Blur's Alex James, Visionary

Alex James is truly a visionary, and would have spared us all the horror that is Coldplay, if it wasn't for some other idiot who did eventually sign them...

Blur's Alex James has said that he passed on signing Coldplay to his record label in the 90s.

The bassist went to see them with his fellow label heads, artist Damien Hirst and late Clash frontman Joe Strummer, but thought they were "ordinary".

"Then again, I still think Coldplay are a fairly ordinary band, although the singer is good," he wrote in The Spectator magazine.

Coldplay are still a fairly ordinary band, but have honed ripping off other musicians to a fine art.

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Coldplay are thieves..again

Grammy nominees Coldplay have been sued by rock guitarist Joe Satriani, who claims the band's song Viva La Vida uses one of his riffs.

In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Thursday, he said the song used "substantial original portions" of his 2004 instrumental If I Could Fly.

It couldn't happen to a more horrible band.

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Coldplay are thieves

Wake up people, I've been saying it awhile now. Coldplay are thieves [did Kraftwerk finally sue them?]. Coldplay don't have an original bone in their body. They prey on the ignorance of their fans.

coldplay + itunes steals viva la vida from creaky boards