Fidel Castro resigns as Cuban leader

and before all you Americans start dancing in the streets, saying what a horrible man he is, shut the fuck up as you torture now.

And the world knows it.

Is Castro Dead?

There's an strangely ominous post on celebrity news site PerezHilton.com tonight wondering aloud if Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has died.

Read more here.

If he is, the American gloating will be awful to behold.

Cuban foreign minister says Castro "fine"