Big Money, Bad Photos

More lemon for Beckham darlings! His face isn't scrunched enough!

The Worst Advertising Image of the 21st Century (so far)

Go Beckham!

A remake of Rapunzel perhaps...?

Beckham does Eminem

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Yeah I know, it's David Beckham, international superstar.

But really, look at that image. Is he kidding?

Beckham's latest launch is part of publicity campaign aimed at introducing the former England captain to the U.S. market.

The 31-year-old is moving to the Los Angeles Galaxy from Real Madrid at the end of the season after agreeing a five-year, £250 million deal.

I know it's "tailored" for the American market, but he looks really dumb and...

Oooh I see...